femkes_follies: (Default)
[personal profile] femkes_follies
I will come back as a worm. Maybe a weevil.... Dung beetle?

I cannot entirely control the knee-jerk evil reflex.

I am, for example, shamefully delighted by a recent development. I seriously dislike the person now in charge of doing something I didn't really want to do anyway and felt to guilty to say "no" to. Now...bye-bye guilt!! Which doesn't really say good things about me, and I should be contemplating the end result and recipients thereof... Yeah. Not so much.

And I have also discovered that one of me least-favorite clients is more tolerable since I've figured out how to needle her. She wanted a fashion accessory, rather than a dog. But is also cheap. So she went a bought a little mutt and now is all bent because it doesn't look like a yorkie. Dude. Then ya shoulda bought a Yorkie. The breeder assured her that it wouldn't get over 6 pounds. So I weigh her every time she comes in. Today: 7#, 5oz. >:-) And she wouldn't listen to me when the dog was a pup and I told her the bite was bad. Now? Train wreck. One of the canine teeth points almost straight forward and sticks out of her mouth. She wanted me to file it down. Um. NO. Pull it? Again, NO. I referred her to a veterinary dentist. She doesn't want to go "that far." (about an hour drive). Well, have fun with Snagglepuss, there, lady. Tee!


Come to the Dark Side.... its more fun.

and we have cookies.

Date: 2010-02-03 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alysten.livejournal.com
You are in a great snarky mood and have elevated mine immensely! Hope your week gets better. BTW, I hear Philly is a great place to live. :D

Re: and we have cookies.

Date: 2010-02-03 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femkederoas.livejournal.com
Heh. I'm actually in a fairly good mood today, for no discernable reason whatever.

Sometimes the Stoopid Factor just trips my low taste for high irony and I sit and laugh at other peoples' expense. ;-) Just sayin'.

My favorite from your quotable quotes list was the one about being refreshingly abrasive, like a good toothpaste. I resemble that remark. (And now I'm picturing a Super Hero costume for "AquaFresh" - with a big three-colored swirl on the front.....

Suffer the stoopid peoples to come unto me - and I shall correct them. Or failing that, laugh at their ineptitude.

May 2014

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314 151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios