Holiday Lemming-ness

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to realm_of_venus in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole edinari's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I pulled florentinescot's hair (-5 points). In May I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (1019 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, femkederoas

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I don't feel especially deserving this year, but who am I to argue with a meme?